OOOps! My bad. Man, this is an apology to all of the heads that were at last nights show at University of Maine-ORONO. Right after the show, one of the student activities folks apologized to me for talking up Bangor when she picked me up. That's why I kept referring to BANGOR. That's my bad though. I should've paid more attention. A cat named Steve expressed his concern that I would've gotten more laughs if I were in Bangor, and though that may be true, I don't think that the hour plus set that I did relied too heavily on the references I made to Bangor. However, point taken & once again if I offended anyone for mentioning the wrong town...well, you have no idea how much I don't give a f*nk!!!
HAHAHA-I'm sorry, I had to do that. It was such the perfect moment for it. A'ight, a'ight. For real though, that's my bad. Big Up to Tabitha, Jz, L.A. Eric(WessIDE), Nate-Dawg, Steve and the rest of the crowd that came thru. I appreciate waht some of you said regarding the attendance. It would've been nice to have it filled to capacity, but they said there were between two & thre hundred. I know finals are coming up, so I'm not mad at that. I spoke with my boy Jeff Richards (Drunk Girl) and he's gonna try to reach out to the programming board so that he can come up. I told him that U of Maine-ORONOOOOOO (that's 4 Steve) is a nice campus 7 a great crowd. Hopefully he'll make it up there (also keep an eye out for my boys Marc Theobald & Kevin Hart-I mentioned them, so keep an eye out for them at the school in the spring-all of these cats are funny!-peep Kev's new ABC sitcom, THE BIG HOUSE in the winter/spring-it's a midseason replacement).
Ayo, L.A. Eric and the rest of the FRESHMEN MASSIVE-don't sweat it fellas. Don't let the females frustrate you, man. It'll all be over soon. You'll become sophomore's and by this time next year, you'll be able to retire the vaseline. Until then, HAPPY TIMES gentlemen. Big Up to Erin & Lindsay also.
Stay Up FooLz.
D

Mannnn, I really need to stay more on top of this website. You get busy, and the next thing you know one of your peeps asks you "what's the deal w/ your site"? I always get confused as to whether the quotation marks (") goes at the end of the sentence or the punctuation (I just sat here for like 2 minutes trying to recall the proper word, which was "punctuation" in this particular case-quotes in the middle of the sentence are easier to manage). A cat's been running and gunning and I'm kinda pissed that i have been slipping on the schedule listing-FOR ANYBODY IN THE NYC AREA***NOW HEAR THIS***THE MAJORITY OF THE TIME I'M IN TOWN, I'M AT STAND UP NY ON WEST 78TH AND BROADWAY, BOSTON COMEDY CLUB, I USUALLY DROP BY CAROLINE'S UNANNOUNCED AND THE COMIC STRIP!!! -did you like the CAPITAL letters? I did that to sort of give the impression of some sort of urgency to my words-then I added the exclamation points to drive the sentence down your throats...I hope i didn't sound like I was yelling at anybody. my bad. I need to stop this passive/aggressive thing, man. oh, I forgot to add to that sentence-GENERALLY AFTER ALL THE SPOTS THOUGHOUT THE CITY, I SWING BY THE COMEDY CELLAR, LIKE LOTS OF (MAINSTREAM) COMEDIANS IN THE CITY...I'm sorry to yell again-Oops! I did it again (uggghh, was that a Britney Spears reference used to convey humor? Dean, U stink!). Anyway, the Cellar is a sort of watering hole that stays open later than most other comedy spots in the city. The restaurant upstairs has a bar and pretty good turkey burger's. I dig the spot. I won't perform there though. I had been attempting to get love in there for a while and finally said 'f#ck 'em' w/ regards to getting mic time by early 2001. I told myself I'd transcend the spot and make them wanna give me some light later on. Some months later I had "buzz" and next thing U know MadTV offered us a gig, Montreal and the nets were checking for us, and SNL happened. I remember a few days after the word had spread about me getting SNL, I was in the club eating and all of the sudden one of the owners of the club was in my face/my bestest buddy. I'm not a grudge holding type cat, so I was cordial. Still am. But integrity won't allow me to work their club. I'll eat that turkey burger though.
DoeCe

I always wanted to use that title. There wasn't really anything to see. Oh, did you see Tracy Morgan's Joint? Aw man, i'm proud of my boy right there. he came a long way from Biscuit(Uptown Comedy Club w/ a propeller hat-I took it back with that one). I really appreciate how Jeff Zucker and NBC have gotten behind the project. I think TrayMorg's about to take it to the proverbial 'next level'. Cats are always taking it there, but if everybody takes it to the next level, then aren't we all already on the next level? I wish him much success. Big Up Corwin Moore for his writing contributions to the pilot ep. Hopefully they pick U up once the shows a banger.
Ayo, I been roading it a lot. Ohhh, I forgot to mention that I shot an ep of the finale season of the Sopranos(and I wasn't a crackhead or drug dealer-Hoo-Rayy). That was fun and it was awesome working with those cats out in Jersey. Dominic (Uncle Junior) Chianese is a funny dude, man! You'd never know it because his character is so serious on the show. But he had me laughing between takes. It also is soothing to your ego when someone pulls you to the side and says "no one's gonna pull you to the side and say it, but everybody thought you did a great job...like people were really impressed w/ you". Ahhhh, that's what I'm talking about. eL-Orne said that once you work @ 30 Rock (for him), you'd be able to go anywhere in the biz. He got that right. Any sets that I've been on outside of the Rock have been naythin'. Other sets are so much calmer. A lot of hurry up and waiting...and you don't have to worry about your lines/sketch/character/scene/lines getting cut...at leats not right there on the spot. who knows what'll get edited out by the time the final ep is cut together. But LIVE tv is the hardest form of entertainment in the world. That's why so few programs exist in the form, leave the Grammy's, Oscar's and other live award shows(and those are usually on a five second delay-safety net suckersss!)
I'm done writing-I gotta remember to write about the Kim Coles incident

Mannnn, I really need to stay more on top of this website. You get busy, and the next thing you know one of your peeps asks you "what's the deal w/ your site"? I always get confused as to whether the quotation marks (") goes at the end of the sentence or the punctuation (I just sat here for like 2 minutes trying to recall the proper word, which was "punctuation" in this particular case-quotes in the middle of the sentence are easier to manage). A cat's been running and gunning and I'm kinda pissed that i have been slipping on the schedule listing-FOR ANYBODY IN THE NYC AREA***NOW HEAR THIS***THE MAJORITY OF THE TIME I'M IN TOWN, I'M AT STAND UP NY ON WEST 78TH AND BROADWAY, BOSTON COMEDY CLUB, I USUALLY DROP BY CAROLINE'S UNANNOUNCED AND THE COMIC STRIP!!! -did you like the CAPITAL letters? I did that to sort of give the impression of some sort of urgency to my words-then I added the exclamation points to drive the sentence down your throats...I hope i didn't sound like I was yelling at anybody. my bad. I need to stop this passive/aggressive thing, man. oh, I forgot to add to that sentence-GENERALLY AFTER ALL THE SPOTS THOUGHOUT THE CITY, I SWING BY THE COMEDY CELLAR, LIKE LOTS OF (MAINSTREAM) COMEDIANS IN THE CITY...I'm sorry to yell again-Oops! I did it again (uggghh, was that a Britney Spears reference used to convey humor? Dean, U stink!). Anyway, the Cellar is a sort of watering hole that stays open later than most other comedy spots in the city. The restaurant upstairs has a bar and pretty good turkey burger's. I dig the spot. I won't perform there though. I had been attempting to get love in there for a while and finally said 'f#ck 'em' w/ regards to getting mic time by early 2001. I told myself I'd transcend the spot and make them wanna give me some light later on. Some months later I had "buzz" and next thing U know MadTV offered us a gig, Montreal and the nets were checking for us, and SNL happened. I remember a few days after the word had spread about me getting SNL, I was in the club eating and all of the sudden one of the owners of the club was in my face/my bestest buddy. I'm not a grudge holding type cat, so I was cordial. Still am. But integrity won't allow me to work their club. I'll eat that turkey burger though.
DoeCe